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Jehovah and the Witnesses Drop “The Night Soil Stalker,” Cementing Their Status as Musical Narrators of the BAE Universe

If there was ever any doubt that Jehovah and the Witnesses are becoming one of the greatest bands of all time, their latest release, “The Night Soil Stalker,” shatters it completely. With its grandiose choir-backed instrumentation and a chillingly churchy atmosphere, this track dives deep into the shadowy past of none other than Bob Regot, painting a haunting picture of his legend in ways never before heard.

The song is an undeniable masterpiece, blending traditional gospel elements with an eerie, cinematic weight that makes it feel like a sermon delivered from both the pulpit and the underworld. Jehovah and the Witnesses have once again proven their unparalleled ability to take the mythology of the BAE Universe and translate it into music that is at once divine and disturbing.

Even former President Donald Trump has taken notice, offering his trademark commentary on the band’s unprecedented rise to prominence:

“It doesn’t really matter if they’re AI and don’t really exist. They make good music, music that the country and, quite frankly, the whole world should hear. It’s just incredible what they can do. When I found these guys, these were in prison—do you believe that? Society deemed them unworthy. I said, ‘Son, what did you do?’ and they said, ‘I existed.’ So we’re living in strange times. Strange times indeed.”

Whether AI-generated or divine in origin, Jehovah and the Witnesses have become the undeniable musical narrators of the BAE Universe. Their music isn’t just background noise—it’s prophecy, storytelling, and scripture all in one. With “The Night Soil Stalker,” they solidify their position as both mythmakers and historians of this ever-expanding world of chaos, comedy, and spiritual warfare.

Expect more. Much more. Jehovah and the Witnesses aren’t slowing down, and every new song promises to deepen the lore and redefine the very essence of what music can be in this twisted, holy, and hilarious reality.